beware your local record store clerk!

Last night I had a bizarre nightmare about John Cusack. In addition to his acting career, he owned a record store, and he had recorded a song under the alias "The Somebodys" that was on his latest film soundtrack or in the trailer or something. When people came into his store looking for the song, which had never been officially released, he would gruesomely dismember them, make a sort of bed out of their limbs and lie back on it to smoke a post-murder cigarette, and then go steal their record collections.

True story (sort of).